From: Field Commander PAL, HTLF - Garage Division
To: Home Theatre Government-in-exile
The initial foray of the Home Theatre Liberation Front (HTLF) forces into the territory of Garage has been a success.
Initial scouting reports indicated that a significant quantity of debris may have been an impediment to free movement but while clearing this material we found much that was salvageable and will serve our cause.
We have established a bridgehead within the Garage and have pacified the South West of the territory. Our base camp, while only recently established was today consolidated by the arrival of the workbench.
Attempts by the forces of Scrapbooker to seize this workbench for their own use in the newly established Front Scrapbooking Room were repelled.
Heavy tools have been placed on the workbench to ensure it cannot easily be seized if by chance the garage is overrun.
I recommend that a battalion of engineers be sent to assist in developing the infrastructure of Garage and further pacifying its interior.
May you always have Peace, long life, 5.1 Dolby Surround sound and High Definition picture quality.
Yours in Stereo,