I'm going to cross-post this on both my blogs so if you read both, sorry for the repetition.
Junior Grendel Number One is 5 and attends pre-school at the local Catholic School which is round the corner from our place. They have been doing the Easter Story in class preparing for a pre-school Passion Play at Easter.
Yesterday as we drove past the School Junior Grendel Number One and Junior Grendel Number Two were talking in the back when they noticed where we were.
Junior Grendel Number Two: "Wook Awacky - there your school"
Junior Grendel Number One: "Yes, and there is the big X we made today"
"Big X" says Grendel "what big X?"
"The big X the soldiers put Jesus on" says Junior Grendel Number One.
Then in the appropriate sing-song he continued: "Jesus came and said 'I'm the king of the castle and you're all dirty rascals' and all the other kings got really mad about this and told their soldiers to hit Jesus really hard and hammer him on the cross"
At this point I am straining against the seat belt and Mrs Grendel was swerving dangerously across the road as we collapsed in laughter.
It is amazing how kids intermingle what they learn in class with what they hear from their classmates, but that one was a classic.